Xmas wishes n wish nots

'My mini Xmas tree ... so small dat I cant even hang on d greeting cards from Hana, Jojo n Russell'

Got tagged twice by Russell n Sasha n will hv to share my 3 most desirable dream gifts for Xmas n 3 more dat I cn do without, so here goes:

Wishes
1. Wish 2 gather enuf running mates 2 form d 1st ever national agility team 2 take part in d World Agility Championships in Europe. Of course, dis is only a pretense 4 us 2 go on a holiday in an exotic country with minimal quarantine hassles ... heh heh

2. Wish 4 d day ven d sit/ stand/ down stay exercises r removed from OB trials. If God wanted us to stay at 1 spot for such long periods, he wldnt hv given us 4 legs for mobility.

3. Wish 2 c d day ven doggie events will include d 'Triple D challenge' aka 'D Dirtiest Dog' challenge in their line up of games 4 d day ... only den cn I show d public my true colours n mettle in mud sports.


Wish nots
1. Wish not 2 receive any doggie attire or costume as a Xmas prezzie. Dogs look good ven naked ... trust me on dis 1.

2. Wish not 2 hear of anymore politics amongst d local dog community whereby dog associations n clubs only attend their own events n discourage their members from attending others. D real losers here r d dogs coz as it is, there's a dearth of dog activities in dis country.

3. Wish not 2 c mindless OB training sessions whereby mutts r made 2 walk aimlessly in circles, up n down a straight line countless times ... without any motivation, reward or play from d humans. Dogs live 2 play n play v must, to live.

Anyway its d holidays, owners r going 2 Spore 4 a short break n I'm also taking a well deserved break from dem. Will b bunking in at Russell n Jojo's new home n dey hv a nice small muddy patch in deir garden just waiting 4 d right mutt 2 come along ...

'Will hv to put up with dese 2 ... wish me luck'

MERRY XMAS GUYS N GALS!