Confessions of a Ball Addict
Bcoz of my compulsion, I’m especially focused on any1 in possession of my ball n will just bout do anything 2 get him/her 2 play fetch with me. As d legal adage goes ‘Possession is 9/10ths ownership’ n in dis instance if u hv d ball, u also get a JRT. Initially, dey seem 2 think its cute but ven dis throw n fetch ritual goes on for >10 min without a break, deir arms will tire n dey soon regret ever picking up my ball in d 1st place. Very persistent n will continue hassling d poor fella 2 throw d ball again n again. Nothing short of an earthquake will divert my attention ven I’m in play mode. Without d ball, it’s a totally different story n I’m more likely 2 just ignore dis people, owners included … very much a Jekyl n Hyde sort of persona.
Here r my collection of balls.
4 d Outdoors
Biggie Ball I – my very 1st ball n 1 of my favs coz d texture is just rite not too soft or hard … perfect 4 prolonged chewing or so I thot. Sadly, it didn’t last very long n hs since been retired 2 d store room as it carries too many puncture wounds from my over enthusiastic gnawing. Owners hd a tough time trying 2 find a replacement n searched high n low at d shopping malls, but 2 no avail. But dey managed 2 find dis…
Biggie Ball II which is now my prized ball. Same texture, slightly smaller with vibrant ring patterns. Hv murdered 1 since n once again owners hd 2 shop frantically 4 a replacement coz without d ball, dey hv no control over me n just cant get me 2 do anything … panic. Lotsa glue was dispensed in trying 2 patch up d holes but dis was only a temporary measure. Nowadays dey r more wary n will not allow me 2 sink my teeth in2 it as b4 …. spoil sports.
Rubber Ball – small, hard, bouncy rubber with a bell inside, my pet trick ball. Extremely chewy n gets me going all d time. Ven I’m overly excited, will den hop around like a demented rabbit … gets on my owners’ nerves ven I’m like dat. Hey, its not my fault dat dogs tend 2 play with unadulterated enthusiasm, blame it on our genes. Nice fit in my mouth n fairly durable. Bell has gone MIA.
Tennis Ball – d good old tennis ball, my owners’ fav coz u cn just bout pick dem up from any nearby tennis courts FOC. No cost, no frantic searching n always readily available. Even d tennis coach provides me with hand me downs every now n den, nice chap with a couple of pooches. Good 4 retrieving exercises n keeps me going 4 awhile but still prefer d other 1s.
4 Indoors
Yellow Ball – very bouncy n achieves good heights. Good foam layer 4 comfortable catches. My in house tennis ball.
Orange Ball – not really a ball but a squeaky plastic toy in d form of a hedgehog. Great 4 chewing but dun bounce or roll so well due 2 odd shape.
Squeaky Ball – light weight, plasticky n squeaks but hs been fairly quiet of late after I sank my teeth in2 it. Ideal 4 in house play coz potential 4 damage 2 household furniture is limited.
Football – imported item stuffed with cotton, hence d limited useful life. Great if u r in2 unstuffing cushions n couches.
Egg – owners tried 2 pass dis over as a ball 2 me but I wasn’t born yesterday. Hv seen dis item b4 at d pasar malam n its traded like a commodity, so it cant b of much use 2 pooches. Very uneven bounce n gvs me a whiplash every time I lunge 2 catch it.
Babble Ball - so called as dis orb actually talks back 2 u if u handle it. Limited vocabulary tho n keeps yelling out, ‘Hey, stop it, Get outta here, Knock it off, Wat r u doing?’. Needless 2 say, not 1 of my preferred balls n also a pretty hard nut 2 crack due 2 its tough casing.
Ball…oon – not really a ball but a kid’s fav all d same. Nice floating action n hang time in air. Good 4 head butting coz no pain on contact. Also perfect 4 slapping ur own face around…just get a hold of d knotted end n fling it n it’ll bounce wildly off ur face from side 2 side, sweet.
Spare Balls – Think my owners hv bcom a little paranoid n hv begun hoarding extras just in case my existing 1s go MIA or hv 2 b retired due 2 wear n tear. Mayb dey shld consult me b4 buying anymore. Just waiting 4 d day ven I grow even taller so dat I can reach d drawer where dese treasures r being kept.
'Makan bola, minum bola, tidur bola, mimpi pun bola...'
9 Comments:
Hey, thanks for reading the article. Paws to you as well.
U know, I love balls too. Althou my mama decided to remove my 2. What I love about those rubbery ball is the squeak. I love removing them... hehehe... I don't play fetch. I catch & destroy! Yeah!
My pleasure, must support fellow Parson JRTs n own kind mah. Parson JRTs, very rare in dis region. Most peeps here hvnt even heard of it.
Yea,another JRT who luvs balls.
morgan love is my full name....haha.....sounds cool rite??
my owner thought that she own a pedigree.
Morgan Love, ok makes a lot of sense. Just like Russell's Peony d Stormrider. I'm not even gonna ask u wat it means.
no special meaning....it juz sound nice n lovely...
actually my owner thought of 'black angel'.....
but it sounds like one of the racing horse.....
dun't u think so??
btw, wat's ur full name then??
ur a pedigree rite?
No lah, no cert, may not even b a pedigree. Some people hv even called me a 'choy kau' ven dey c me in d streets. Dun matter 2 me coz can still outrun n outplay most other breeds.
got such ppl?? coz usually when they c small breed dog.....layman will thought is pedigree.....
like my owner, she is one of them.....
wanna tell u sumting.....nicki's gang even talk about which breeder did fawn get u from....coz they tot of getting a nice jrt too.....
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hey did u take part in d pet safari competition??
my owner non-stop posing me for a best shot....but she keep on complaining tat i'm 2 black n not photogenic....but i must said tat she is juz not pro enuf as a photographer....summore wan 2 blame me....
so she ended up sending kinki's picture instead.....i'm angry...
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